G Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D G I've seen those English dramas too D They're cruel G So if there's any other way D To spell the word G D It's fine with me, with me C D Why would you speak to me that way G D Especially when I always said that I C D Haven't got the words for you G D All your diction dripping with disdain C Through the pain D G I always tell the truth G Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D G I climbed to Dharamsala too D I did G I met the highest lama D His accent sounded fine G D to me, to me C Check your handbook D It's no trick G Take the chapstick D Put it on your lips C Crack a smile D Adjust my tie G D Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys G D Why would you lie about how much coal you have? G D Why would you lie about something dumb like that? G D Why would you lie about anything at all? G D First the window, then it's to the wall C D G Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth C Check your passport D It's no trick G Take the chapstick D Put it on your lips C Crack a smile D Adjust my tie G D Know your butler, unlike other guys G D Why would you lie about how much coal you have? G D Why would you lie about something dumb like that? G D Why would you lie about anything at all? G D First the window, then it's through the wall G D Why would you tape my conversations? G Show your paintings D At the United Nations C D G Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth